Yikes, this one's bad. You have to read it as it sounds, not as it looks -- it sounds something like 'eye sore.' Clearly you're not enamored with me at all. You probably confused me with Brad Pitt or some other yahoo. Don't feel bad, it's hard to tell the difference between disembodied personalities. Why, if Brad Pitt has his own web page, I'm sure it's just exactly like this site. Go ahead and try again.