Look, why don't you just mind your own business, so I don't have to come over there and knacker your knees.

What? You??

Is that some swank British expression you're trotting out in order to sound like less of a webhead? Think if you stack up enough continental flavor on your little cobwebpage that the weight of it all will topple over onto the seesaw of fashion and modeling, causing all those beautiful people to fly up into the air and land squarely on your lap?